• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
• Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

Boyfriend told me not to be an arsehole, because I’m a nice person.

I laughed so much I started choking.

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of anon

The top of my cork-board.

morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of very-unlikely

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of life-is-a-rollercoaster310

lazzface:

I find it impossible to say the words ‘that’ll do’ without adding either ‘pig’ or ‘donkey’ to the end.

arishako:

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i actually realize oh wait i actually am over 18