Boyfriend told me not to be an arsehole, because I’m a nice person.
I laughed so much I started choking.
Submission courtesy of anon
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
I find it impossible to say the words ‘that’ll do’ without adding either ‘pig’ or ‘donkey’ to the end.
whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i actually realize oh wait i actually am over 18